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Crawl to Me

Kyle Gordon

Album: Kyle Gordon Is Wonderful (2025)

Released on April 4, 2025
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Crawl to Me Lyrics by Kyle Gordon

Danger! The psychopathic thinkers have arrived
And if you got a problem with that
Shut your fucking mouth!
Get the fuck up!
Come on!

Suck the dick, drink the piss
Suck, suck the dick, drink the piss
Fuck MTV, I ain’t afraid to say it
That bubblegum boy band shit? That’s gay
Fist fight me, pick the place
I’ma fuck you up, and then fuck your face
Timberlake? Fuck you, bitch
Nick Lachey can, *ricka*, lick my dick
*NSYNC? That shit’s for chicks
I’ma get the CD and then set that shit on fire

Well, I’ma say it
Well, I’ma say it
Well, I’ma say it
Fuck you

When you crawl out of my brain (A demented psycho freak)
Will you crawl right back again? (Chainsaw, decapitation)
When you crawl out of my brain (Insane in the, *ricka* *ricka*, fuck you)
Crawl to me

Suck, suck the dick, drink the piss
Well, I’m about to kill you to death
How’d you like a butterfly knife to the neck?
And if I make you dead, you won’t live
‘Cause I definitely got no fucks to give
You want to call me names and talk shit
I’ll hit a motherfucker in the head with a fist
Stool Sample, handle this
And you can suck the dick and then drink the piss

Well, I’ma say it
Yeah, I’ma say it
Yeah, I’ma say it
Fuck you

When you crawl out of my brain (Your mommy can’t save you now)
Will you crawl right back again? (I’m a young Ron Jeremy, dickin’ your wife)
When you crawl out of my brain (Sorry, little girl)
Crawl to me
When you drown me in my pain (You’ve never been killed by me before!)
Will you fall right back again? (Fucked up in the head)
When you drown me in my pain (How’s it feel to be dead?)
Crawl to me

But I want to say one thing to the American people
I did not, I did not have sexual relations with that woman
I did not have sexual- sex-sexual lauxes
Sexual relations with that woman
These allegations
The-the-these allegations are false
Bitch!

About "Crawl to Me"

Song Meaning

Crawl to Me” by Kyle Gordon featuring Stool Sample is a satirical yet surprisingly faithful homage to early 2000s nu-metal, blending heavy riffs, angsty delivery, and absurdly aggressive lyrics to both parody and celebrate the genre. With lines like “suck the dick, drink the piss” and exaggerated themes of violence and emotional torment, the song intentionally pushes nu-metal tropes to comedic extremes. Yet beneath the humor lies genuine musical craftsmanship—its explosive, Linkin Park–esque chorus and Limp Bizkit-style bravado have led fans to praise it as a “real banger” in its own right. “Crawl to Me” walks the line between mockery and tribute, offering nostalgia, laughs, and surprisingly strong replay value for lovers of genre-blending comedy.

Interpretation

“Crawl to Me” by Kyle Gordon featuring Stool Sample is a comedic yet clever parody of early 2000s nu-metal, using exaggerated angst, over-the-top aggression, and absurd lyrics to mock and pay tribute to the genre’s intensity. The song satirizes the melodrama and emotional chaos often found in bands like Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park, with lines that intentionally go too far—highlighting how nu-metal sometimes leaned into edginess for its own sake. Yet beneath the humor, there’s a deeper commentary on toxic masculinity, broken identity, and the theatricality of rage in music. By mimicking the sound so authentically while pushing the lyrics into ridiculous territory, the song reflects how exaggerated emotional pain can both connect with and alienate listeners. It’s both a joke and a mirror—inviting us to laugh at nu-metal while recognizing how powerful and performative it was.

Song Credits

Producer: Jamie Siegel , Scott Hull & Brooks Allison

Writers: Kyle Gordon

Composer: Jamie Siegel , Scott Hull & Brooks Allison

Featured Artists: Stool Sample

Release Date: April 4, 2025

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Where to listen to "Crawl to Me"

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Who is the artist of "Crawl to Me"?

Kyle Gordon

When was "Crawl to Me" released?

2025-04-04

What album includes "Crawl to Me"?

Kyle Gordon Is Wonderful (2025)

What is the meaning of "Crawl to Me"?

Crawl to Me” by Kyle Gordon featuring Stool Sample is a satirical yet surprisingly faithful homage to early 2000s nu-metal, blending heavy riffs, angsty delivery, and absurdly aggressive lyrics to both parody and celebrate the genre. With lines like “suck the dick, drink the piss” and exaggerated themes of violence and emotional torment, the song intentionally pushes nu-metal tropes to comedic extremes. Yet beneath the humor lies genuine musical craftsmanship—its explosive, Linkin Park–esque chorus and Limp Bizkit-style bravado have led fans to praise it as a “real banger” in its own right. “Crawl to Me” walks the line between mockery and tribute, offering nostalgia, laughs, and surprisingly strong replay value for lovers of genre-blending comedy.

Who is the artist of "Crawl to Me"?

Kyle Gordon

When was "Crawl to Me" released?

2025-04-04

What album includes "Crawl to Me"?

Kyle Gordon Is Wonderful (2025)

Where can I listen to "Crawl to Me"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vRZRZVDlqU%20

What is the meaning of "Crawl to Me"?

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