Stool Sample is a fictional nu-metal band created by American comedian and musician Kyle Gordon as part of his satirical exploration of various musical genres. The band features prominently in the 2025 track “Crawl to Me,” included in Gordon’s second album, Kyle Gordon Is Wonderful. This project parodies the angst-driven nu-metal scene of the late 1990s and early 2000s, drawing inspiration from bands like Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and Korn.
In “Crawl to Me,” Stool Sample embodies the exaggerated tropes of nu-metal, both musically and visually. The song features aggressive guitar riffs, turntable scratches, and emotionally charged vocals that mimic the genre’s signature sound. The accompanying music video further enhances the parody by emulating the aesthetic of early 2000s nu-metal videos, complete with dramatic lighting and intense performance shots.
While Stool Sample is a fictional construct, the authenticity of the music and video has led some listeners to appreciate the track beyond its comedic intent. Fans have noted that, despite being a parody, “Crawl to Me” captures the essence of nu-metal so well that it stands on its own as a compelling piece of music.
Kyle Gordon’s creation of Stool Sample showcases his talent for musical satire, as he continues to explore and parody various genres with both humor and respect for the original styles. Through projects like this, he offers audiences a nostalgic yet humorous take on the music of past decades.
