Family Therapy (Skit)

[Skit] Hey, welcome back How's my boy Joyner doing? Ah, I don't know what's going on with him, doctor He's out of control He just doesn't listen He does whatever he wants and fights with me And now he refuses to take his medicine Man, this some bullshit Ah, I see And yesterday, I told him to clean his room And he called me a stupid bitch No way, Joyner, why would you say that to your mother? It's okay, baby, shit Yeah, doc, I mean, we tried everything I took his PlayStation, I even whooped his ass I've had plenty of talks with this kid And even yesterday, he told me to go fuck myself Wow I mean, at this point, he just doesn't get it We get a call from school like every single day They're ready to expel him, kick him out of the school And at this point, I can't keep missing work for this kid I get it, I get it, I've heard enough Do you guys mind stepping out for a second and leaving me and Joyner alone to talk? Yeah, yeah, sure, no problem Babe, get my purse Joyner, come sit next to me so we can talk Hey, I'm proud of you You're doing exactly what I wanted you to do Wait, what? Hey, look at me You made me proud, kid You're a good boy Don't listen to what your parents are telling you to do They don't know what's going on So what do you want me to do? I want you to continue to do what you're doing But this time, I want you to do more, Joyner You mean, more like what? I want you to open this bottom drawer right here and tell me what you see Uh, that looks like a handgun It sure is Man, what you expect me to do with that? I want you to do what we both know you really want to do I want you to put this gun in your waistband and walk out of my office and go on a rampage Wait, what? I want you to kill everything, anything moves, you kill it Man, I don't think I can do that Come on, Joyner, we both know you're a natural Don't let that ADHD go to waste Pick up the gun Man, I don't know if I can do this Pick up the fucking gun I said I can't do it Pick up the fucking gun