A Bar Song (Tipsy)

My baby want a Birkin, she's been tellin' me all night long Gasoline and groceries, the list goes on and on This nine-to-five ain't workin', why the hell do I work so hard? I can't worry 'bout my problems, I can't take 'em when I'm gone, uh One, here comes the two to the three to the four Tell 'em "Bring another round, we need plenty more" Two-steppin' on the table, she don't need a dance floor Oh my, good Lord Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history There's a party downtown near 5th Street Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy I've been Boozey since I've left, I ain't changin' for a check Tell my ma I ain't forget (oh, Lord), I Woke up drunk at 10 a.m., we gon' do this sh- again Tell your girl to bring a friend (oh, Lord) One, here comes the two to the three to the four Tell 'em "Bring another round, we need plenty more" Two-steppin' on the table, she don't need a dance floor Oh my, good Lord Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (double shot of whiskey) They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history (way back) There's a party downtown near 5th Street (okay, let's go) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (at the bar gettin' tipsy) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (at the bar gettin' tipsy) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy One, here comes the two to the three to the four When it's last call, and they kick us out the door It's gettin' kind of late, but the ladies want some more Oh my, good Lord (tell 'em drinks on me) Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (double shot of whiskey) They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history (way back) There's a party downtown near 5th Street (come on) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (whoo-ooh) Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (double shot of double shot of whiskey) They know me and Jack Daniel's got a history (it's Jack D) At the bottom of a bottle, don't miss me (baby, don't miss me) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (at the bar gettin' tipsy) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy That's fuckin' messed up, bro, they kicked me out the bar