My Man on Willpower

He’s clingy, he’s loving, he always initiates
Calling and touching, it feels like just yesterday
He wanted all four of my personalities
Now, I don’t recognize this
Stranger (stranger) danger (danger)
There in my bed at night
Wide-eyed (dreaming), pondering (scheming)
What life without me’d be like
Can I return it? Get back the version I like
This one’s bullshit, baby
My man on his willpower is something I don’t understand
He fell in love with self-restraint, and now it’s getting out of hand
He used to be literally obsessed with me
I’m suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don’t under-, something I don’t understand
He’s busy, he’s working, he doesn’t have time for me
My slutty pajamas not tempting him in the least
What in the fucked-up romantic, dark comedy is this nightmare lately?
Yeah, okay, okay, he’s on his big journey to find
A little zest of life, a new sense of purpose, but why?
I’m right here (right here), I’m waving (hello)
The joke can be over now, you’re so silly, baby
My man on his willpower is something I don’t understand
He fell in love with self-restraint, and now it’s getting out of hand
He used to be literally obsessed with me
I’m suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land
Oh, my man on his willpower is something I don’t under-, something I don’t understand
My man’s in touch with his emotions
My man won’t touch me with a 20-foot pole
My man’s forgotten his devotion
Where he’s gone God only knows
(Where he’s gone God only knows)