4Chan Stan

I went through your bedside drawer,
You know I’ve never been inclined to
have to do that before.
Never been Bergdorf’s,
But you took someone shopping there
on May 24
You bought her a handbag,
It wasn’t cheap,
I was in London,
Probably asleep,
Did you go to Montauk, for the weekend?
And was there an encore?
Did it pay dividends?
Is that why?
Why won’t you tell me, what her name is?
This is outrageous,
What is she famous?
Say that it’s over,
Do you mean a hiatus?
Why won’t you tell me?
What a sad sad man,
It’s giving 4chan stan.
What a sad sad man,
It’s giving 4chan stan.
What is she famous?
Somebody famous?
What are you so scared of?
Do you think I’m gonna contact her
and tell her what for?
Gonna get divorced.
It’s a marriage of convenience and
it’s her you adore.
I think you’re sinking,
You’re protecting a lie,
You don’t want her thinking that you
cheat on your wife.
You’re such a coward,
You can’t tell the truth,
You love all the power,
But you’re not even cute,
No, no, no, no
Why won’t you tell me what her name is?
This is outrageous,
What is she famous?
Say that it’s over,
Do you mean a hiatus?
Why won’t you tell me,
What a sad sad man,
It’s giving 4chan stan.
What a sad sad man,
It’s giving 4chan stan.
What is she famous?
Somebody famous,
Somebody famous,
Somebody famous.