Dallas Major

My name is Dallas Major, And I’m coming out to play, Looking for someone to have fun with, While my husband works away. I’m almost nearly forty, I’m just shy of five-foot-two, I’m a mum to teenage children, Does that sound like fun to you? Cause I hate it here, I hate it here, I hate it here, I hate it, I hate it, So I go by Dallas Major, But that’s not really my name, You know I used to be quite famous, That was way back in the day. Yes I’m here for validation, And I probably should explain, How my marriage has been opened, Since my husband went astray. And I hate it here, I hate it here, My name is Dallas Major, And I’m coming out to play, Looking for someone to have fun with while my husband works away. I’m almost nearly forty, And just shy of five-foot-two, I’m a mum to teenage children, Does that sound like fun to you? Cause I hate it here, I hate it here, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, Her name is Dallas Major, She used to be quite famous, She’s no stranger to failure, Her name is Dallas Major, She’s terrified of failing, She’s just here for validation, I thought they got married in Vegas? They call her Dallas Major.